RED ROCKS 3rd ANNUAL POLITICALLY INCORRECT HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!!!
5:30 – 8:30P.M.
LOCATION WILL BE FORWARDED TO RSVP’S ONLY BECAUSE I NEED AN ACCURATE HEAD COUNT! WE WILL BE MEETING WITHIN A MILE RADIUS OF THE COLORADO MILLS MALL. RSVP (name and number of guests, please) sacco@LibertyOnTheRocks.org
CLOTHING IS NOT OPTIONAL SO WE SUGGEST THAT YOU WEAR AN UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATER, CHRISTMAS PJ’S, LIBERTY GARB, OR COME DRESSED AS YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN, WITH SOME SWAG OR SUCH FOR A FEW “BEST” DRESSED.
WE WILL PROVIDE A BUDGET-LIMITED, BUT INSPIRING AMOUNT OF PIZZA AND BEER! THIS IS OUR WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR LIMITED GOVERNMENT, INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS, AND FREE MARKETS!
PLEASE BRING SNACKS, DESSERTS, AND OTHER BEVERAGES TO SHARE IF YOU WOULD LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T DRINK BEER)!
THE MAIN EVENT
Save your TV from the snarky insults you’ve been hurling at it during the presidential candidate forums (you know you have!) and bring them on down to our first ever “mock” team debate, with YOU as the candidate surrogate! Here’s your chance to sound off on what you think is REALLY on the candidates’ minds – with an “independent” judge scoring the match for “best” politically incorrect answers. Be prepared to laugh your patooties off!
TEAMS WILL BE BROKEN DOWN AS FOLLOWS:
TEAM NEWT THE “GRINCH”
TEAM “ELF THE FED” PAUL
TEAM “CANDYMAN” CAIN
TEAM “MITT-LETOE” ROMNEY