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A Socialist Yuletide Carol

On the first day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
A trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the second day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the third day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
Record unemployment,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
Cap and tax for Al Gore,
Record unemployment,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
Nukes from his bud, A-med,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
The tab for corporate welfare,
Nukes from his bud, A-med,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
Miranda rights for Taliban,
The tab for corporate welfare,
Nukes from his bud, A-med,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the commies gave to me
Czars to share the wealth,
Miranda rights for Taliban,
The tab for corporate welfare,
Nukes from his bud, A-med,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
The Nobel Prize for Nothing,
Czars to share the wealth,
Miranda rights for Taliban,
The tab for corporate welfare,
Nukes from his bud, A-med,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the commies gave to me,
New regulations,
The Nobel Prize for Nothing,
Czars to share the wealth,
Miranda rights for Taliban,
The tab for corporate welfare,
Nukes from his bud, A-med,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the commies gave to me
Hope for 2010,
New Regulations,
The Nobel Prize for Nothing,
Czars to share the wealth,
Miranda rights for Taliban,
The tab for corporate welfare,
Nukes from his bud, A-med,
MORE Ber◦nan◦ke!
Cap and tax for Gore,
Record unemployed,
Bigger health care woes,
and a trillion dollar deficit spending spree!

(Contributed by Linda Sasenick, views expressed by contributors do not necessarily represent the views and opinion of Liberty on the Rocks (Red Rocks))

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